Category: Stories

  • Vampire Dream Team

    I do love a good vampire romp and they seem to have fallen out of favour lately, sadly. Maybe it’s a reaction to Twilight or the fact the world itself seems to have descended into apocalyptic nightmare so our tastes have changed. Whatever, there’s not enough crazy vamp action around so I used Midjourney to…

  • Sunburnt And Snowblind

    After three weeks on the glacial escarpment, losing our damn minds as well as fingers and toes, we came over a rise and there it was, rising into the sunlight, defiant, golden and shining… … THE LOST CITY OF DERBY! #midjourney #AIgeneratedArt

  • Europa

    The humans chased me into the ice fields I used to mine. In the glitch of tearing out my transponder, I fell into an abandoned tunnel. Unable to stand, I could feel my joints seize as I eked out my reserve power. I was so tired. I went to sleep. #midjourney #AIgeneratedArt

  • Mole Cuts A Deal

    “Alright, mate, I checked yer binner and there’s three pegs missing, looks like board weevils if yer ask me, get big ideas round here when the pantry hawks aren’t roosting. Soo, I’ve greased yer prenups and also de-lined yer Hardall’s orifice sooo… adding that all up… that’ll be… umm…. sixteen worms and 48 woodlice exactly.…

  • Dr Monster’s Last Gasp

    “But I still don’t understand, Dr Monster? Why would you want to touch this blue poison print, don’t do it! Don’t!” “I’m sorry, dear but we Komodo are the peers of poison, if I ingest this huge blue patch, I may be able to internally synthesize an antidote to the tiny dose which is slowly…

  • Fractures

    It is September 27th, 1972. I am six years old. I am sitting in my Mummy’s Ford Anglia estate as she drives up Reepham Road in Hellesdon. I’m hoping we’re going to the toy shop where I saw Hulk dioramas last week but worried that she’s actually going to see a friend and I’ll have…