I just had a proper Abe Simpson hypernap and…
…I had a pet diplodocus! Like this:
Diplo was wearing lil woollen knitted jimjams to keep him warm so I very gently turned him onto his back in order to access his belly for rubs by. He very much appreciated this, making high trilling sounds and vibrating his tail. His teeny-tiny eyes were sparkling with joy!
I got very concerned whether I’d been underwatering him but checked his bowl and there was still plenty of water in there.
He loved me very much and clearly loved being fussed and petted.
I’ll miss him.