Category: TV

  • Granite Tears

    I was watching #GraniteHarbour and #JohnGordonSinclair did *one look* at the end of a scene, ONE FUCKING LOOK and I started weeping.  This fucker has been making me cry for the last 46 years, ever since he played a gangly, daft cunt called Gregory.  Actors do not get enough praise. 

  • RIP Sam Neill

    Jurassic Park, Hunt For The Wilderpeople, Event Horizon, The Dish, In The Mouth Of Madness, The Hunt For Red October – how many actors have a CV as varied as #SamNeill?  And how many were as consistently brilliant across so many genres and roles, big or small?  I really am gonna miss him.

  • Vox Machina S4

    When you were a kid, did you love the animated series, ‘Dungeons And Dragons‘: Well, hoo boy, are you in luck. If you don’t know about it already, you’ll find exactly the same level of bonhomie, banter and battling of ginormous, crinkly monsters in The Legend Of Vox Machina. But, be warned – this is…

  • Dan Romer – The Luck Is Ours Alone

    Having recently finished re-bingeing Game Of Thrones, I thought I’d give the new Throneverse series A Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms a go. I just watched the first ep and I like it. It’s well written, well acted and has one of the most undervalued virtues of Game Of Thrones: really stupid jokes. Yes, we…

  • Tory Trekkers Fuck Off

    Tories/Republicans – you don’t like Star Trek. You never liked Star Trek.  You were just looking at some explosions on telly.  The rest of us were being seduced by Gene Roddenberry’s vision of future luxury space communism.  Fuck me.  blah blah blah “As a middle-aged white man, I am uncomfortable when science fiction are not…

  • Westworld Again

    I’m currently in the middle of a Westworld re-watch and it’s still waaay better than most current TV. If you look at the cast above, you can see a lot of that’s due to the calibre of actor on the show. There are no bad actors on Westworld, no wooden extras that ruin the immersion…

  • When Life Gives You Plemons

    Baby #JessePlemons in #TheGuardian S1E3 Paternity is breaking my heart. How good is this actor? He’s been consistently brilliant for bloody decades.  fucking hell ?

  • Stargate 200

    Just watched 200 again and, wow, I wish other SF series had the same laidback brilliance and joyful spirit as SG-1 does. The milestone of reaching the 200th ep is celebrated *perfectly* and it feels like the whole cast and crew are celebrating with us, the audience. It’s brilliantly written, directed and acted from start…

  • Mishra’s 80% Rule

    During a gentle convo on Mastodon, I had to define where I stood on the hive mind of Pluribus, the new AppleTV show. This is where I believe Mishra’s 80% Rule applies. Which is that 80% of people are twats. Not the same people all the time, it varies. So, when you get onto an…

  • Sparge Delfin

    Just watched the season finale of #Murderbot and I am a lachrymose jelly, a sobbing pudding of tears.  arghhhhh  I didn’t think the show would make me cry as much as the books.  I was wrong.  #AllSystemsRed #MarthaWells #ScienceFiction #SanctuaryMoon 

  • Years And Years

    I missed this when it first came out in pre-Covid, pre-genocide 2019. I’ve just watched it and, fucking hell, it’s too spooky. I bet people who watched it in 2019 thought it was far-fetched. Sadly, they were wrong.

  • Night Mayor Again

    If you loved the #HotelReverie episode of #BlackMirror then you’ll probably enjoy reading something quite similar in #KimNewman ‘s ripping 1989 novel #NightMayor Maybe, one day, mainstream SF telly will be less than 36 years behind written SF… ? #ScienceFiction 

  • Happy First Contact Day!

    ?? HAPPY FIRST CONTACT DAY??

  • Studiocanal And ITVX

    So if you’re wondering where 400+ films have disappeared from your #ITVX Premium sub – they no longer carry #Studiocanal. I had to email them find out since they hadn’t bothered to deign subscribers about the change to package with no refund or price level drop. Juggling subs is now way more trouble than piracy.…

  • Towards Bloody Teal And Orange

    Just watching #TowardsZero on iPlayer aaaanddd…  BLOODY TEAL AND ORANGE AGAIN! if I ever get my hands on these colourists’ controllers, I’m gonna stomp ’em good. ?

  • The Computer Chronicles

    Remember those telly days when the bloke who invented CP/M would just be on air, casually chatting about dot matrix printers and this crazy new thing called MIDI?

  • RECUSE MY PANTS

    This line just made me hugly shnort HOLMES: Ms. Chatworth, it’s obvious to me that you’ve recently stopped wearing a wedding band. Was your marriage a casualty of your affair with Arlen Schrader? And if so, how angry were you when he recused himself from your pants? Elementary #JohnnyLeeMiller #LucyLiu

  • Natalie Dormer

    Just comfort binge re-watching #Elementary and I’ve got to the ep where #NatalieDormer first appears.  She is sooo beautiful, it gives me a deep pain in my heart. I feel like there must be a German word for this, some multi-syllabic wonder? Or in French? It’s def not gonna be in English lol. 

  • KAOS

    Nearly at the end of Kaos and I thought… … surely Tory cunts won’t whinge about gayness / transness / “diversity” in a show about Greek mythology? Surely they’ll google the story of Caenus before whingeing? So I go to a few review sections and… Nope! Look at this fuckwit bleating on: Gammons are soooo…

  • The End Of Star Trek Prodigy

    I just shed a little tear because I am going to miss #STProdigy. There were some truly great bits of Trek in there and I like that it kept the original utopian Roddenberrian vision going. I’d rate it below #StrangeNewWorlds but slightly above #Discovery and way, way, waaaaay above #Picard in terms of #NuTrek

  • What Took You So Long?

    Sooo… as it was getting near the end of S11E10 of #Futurama (All The Way Down), I thought… they’re not, are they? And, yep, they did. They copied one of the plot points from @gregeganSF@mathstodon.xyz #GregEgan’s #PermutationCity which came out in 1994. So, my theory that #ScienceFiction moves from hardcore to mainstream in around thirty…

  • Halt And Catch Fire, A Transrealist Triumph

    (I wrote what’s below in response to be very heartfelt post about HACF on Reddit. Obviously, I can’t repost someone else’s words. But it was lovely.) Your post is beautiful. I was born in ’66 so I thankfully grew up with no net, no social media on which to display my kid stupidity and have…

  • Tomorrow And Tomorrow And Tomorrow – Star Trek: Strange New Worlds S2E3

    I’ve been watching Star Trek for at least fifty years. From when there was just the one Trek, through The Animated Series, the films and then the various spin-offs. The only ones I’ve given up on were Picard and Lower Decks, not bad considering the sheer amount I’ve watched. I’ve just watched perhaps the best…

  • I NEEED MOOOREEEE TOWELS!!!

    TV Writer 1: We need something for the third act… something wild! TV Writer 2: Yeah, classy, real… Umm, alien invasion? Cabal of industrialists finances climate denial? TV Writer 1: No, dammit, more original! TV Writer 2: OOh, ooh, I know – PREGNANT WOMAN’S WATERS BREAK, she is having a BABY! TV Writer 1: Yes!…

  • Woofchester

    Why is Grantchester filmed with that filter that simulates dog vision? Or have I been a HUNGRY, HUNGRY LABRADOR ALL ALONG? omfg, this explains to much. My love of food, my constant need for head pats, the fact I just shat in your shoes.

  • Deadloch (2023)

    Why have I seen nothing about Deadloch on Mastodon? I’m halfway through the first ep and I’m hooked. Comedy-murder-mystery-detective shows have such a high likelihood of fucking up one of the elements horrendously. And yet, Deadloch does it all. I’m gripped by the actual crime but also the characters but also it’s hilarious. It’s also…

  • It’s A Small Broadchurch

    So, I’ve never watched Broadchurch before and in the first five minutes, there’s already 1 x Doctor Who1 x Who Companion I haven’t even seen David Tennant yet. Apparently, there’s a Torchwood alumni in it too but I dunno if that’s this first series I’m watching. The only other thing that can keep up with…

  • HACF Again

    This is a reply I made on this Reddit: I did a list of my fave ever telly programmes and it took me bloody ages. There was only one thing that could be number one: I feel that because of its ostensibly geeky focus, people sleep on HACF. I get sooo annoyed when I meet…

  • The End Of Carnival Row

    It’s hard to believe I first wrote about Carnival Row four years ago. A lot has happened in this human world since 2019. I mean, hoo boy, a lot. I’m a different person to the one who wrote that review. My health has been seemingly permanently impaired. Also my heart. So, I returned to the…

  • More Picard Madness

    I’m trying with Picard but it’s annoying me more and more. Now, apparently, medicine isn’t free in the future. *sigh* How is this possible in that energy is free (stars) and matter replication trivial? If you don’t like Roddenberry’s #FullLuxuryQueerSpaceCommunism, you should write stories that question its basis not just flout its reality.

  • Baby Way

    Because everyone needs to see how precious bebe Gerard Way is. <3

  • The Reluctant Hero Becomes The Galactic Emperor

    Re-watching Babylon5, I realised why Sheridan’s character development seemed familiar to me: he’s James Holden ! The way Bruce Boxleitner does subtle inflections of character after Sheridan is President is ~chef’s kiss~ And very, very Holden once he started believing his own hype.

  • Babylon 5 Bit Part

    SO, I bought all 100 eps of #Babylon5 (it was 25 quid, couldn’t resist) and as I’m watching, this actress appears… It’s a very young Constance Zimmer in a bit part, her second role ever, 1994. I thought, what have I seen her in? Turns out – everything. Look at this for a CV, my…

  • Gwendoline Christie

    #GwendolineChristie in #Wednesday is ohhhhhh myyyyy… She makes me absolutely melt! #Netflix

  • Fairchild Semiconductor Pitch

    Fairchild Semiconductor is a soundtrack album I wrote for a TV show that does not exist. Yet. We do not live in a universe where there’s a lavish TV series about Fairchild Semiconductor. But we should and I want to do my utmost to make that universe this one. When I first learned the Fairchild story, it…

  • Dennis Potter’s ‘Pennies From Heaven’

    … and the song he used that changed my life: Enjoy!

  • RIP David Warner (1941 – 2022)

    He made everything better. Even if it’s one voice or a passing bit, David Warner made it stick and made you think about it often years after. He felt like family.

  • Ms. Marvel And The South Asian Diaspora

    I am so happy that young South Asian girls have Ms. Marvel on their tellies, tablets and phones. I am so happy that young white kids watching Ms. Marvel will see views of Karachi and get an idea of Pakistan beyond the racist tropes peddled by the Western media. Beyond the murder porn of US…

  • Picard And 24th Century Mental Health

    It was bizarrely melodramatic *and* old-fashioned. And, obviously, potentially harmful. Also, like 90% of Picard The Series, it directly contradicts Roddenberry’s template of a future Earth that’s post-illness, post-scarcity, post-money. Like Rafi being poor and being “abandoned”, like *everyone* being an alcoholic or addict of some sort. No spoilers but where was the help for…

  • Heartstopper

    #Heartstopper is the show I needed when I was a kid. It would have made me feel so much less isolated and weird. I wouldn’t have felt so unloved and unlovable. Lost tracks at the number of times I’ve cried watching this series. I was like, ‘I’m an old man, I’ll find this cute but…

  • The Wildest Show On Television

    GIF by fuckinprototype Just watching the Speakeasy episode and it only confirms that this show is THE BEST SUPERHERO SHOW EVER! It has drama, it has sadness but, most of all, it is RIDICULOUS FUN and always makes me giggle. The Flash is too earnest, everyone is too amazing and perfect. Supergirl was kind of in-between…

  • Mr Holmes

    Watching Mr. Holmes and wonderful performances all round but I have never heard as convincing a UK accent (regional, that) as from Laura Linney. It is bafflingly good – I had to check she was actually American!

  • Does Anyone Miss Halt And Catch Fire As Much As I Do?

    I need to watch the whole series again with someone who gets it. But most people who are old enough to get it stopped feeling emotions two decades ago. And the people with emotions are too young to really get it.

  • The Best TV Shows Ever

    At the minute, this is a bare list. If I ever have time, I’ll flesh it out with them new-fangled hyperlinks and maybe an under construction gif. Ladies and genitals: BEST TV EVER LIST 2021 EDIT – Charles Smith very kindly converted this to an IMDB list. Thank you, Charlie!

  • Olly Who Ha

    The *only* reason #OllyAlexander shouldn’t be the new #DoctorWho is that he should be too busy playing #MartinGore in a long-overdue #DepecheMode biopic. He’s a great actor AND singer and even looks like young Martin, he’d be #PerfectCasting

  • Childhood Celeb Crushes

    BONUS pics God, how could I see Nadia Com?neci as a MATURE WOMAN hahah… then again, I was nine or ten. LYNDA CARTER KIKI DEE SUSAN STRANKS RAQUEL WELCH SALLY JAMES SUZI QUATRO ERIN GRAY

  • Space Racism

    Yes I noticed. Yes it was meant to be a joke. Was it funny when a human character referred to two unconscious Vulcans as “Spock and Spock” in Star Trek: Lower Decks? It was as funny as if a white character had called two unconscious Indians “Patel and Patel.” I wasn’t funny, it was racist.…

  • Cyber.Cafe

    I appear to be disappearing down a ’90s nostalgia rabbit hole. I used to LOVE cyber.cafe – so much so that I chose to go on this show instead of the hugely popular TFI Friday. I mean, that kind of says it all, doesn’t it?

  • Krypton, Again

    I miss Krypton soo much.  It had sharp writing, excellent world-building and some truly class acting. It was also soooo good to see so many black British actors getting proper prime-time TV exposure.  I’m re-watching the end of S2 and… well, very few TV series meet this level of accomplishment. DaVinci’s Demons, iZombie, Travelers, Continuum,…

  • WALLANTHOR

    Watching the first ep of Wallander wherein the grizzled director of Thor works alongside Loki and goes to interview Beast. Nearly as good as when Robin and The Joker were in 10 Things.