Category: Jokes

  • Terrible Geek Joke

    I once dated a woman who turned up holding a pole with a bit of cloth attached to it that reflected light of between 620 to 750 nanometres. Looking back, that was a red flag.

  • Und Jetzt, Eine Kleine Schiesse Joken.

    ~ at the band meeting ~ “Look, you just don’t fit in with our whole aesthetic, dude. You don’t get it!” “Fuck you, dude, I don’t get it? Who the fuck writes a song about ‘missing the rain,’ what does that even mean?” “Hey, moron, it’s BLESS THE RAIN, BLESS! And, oh yeah, well who…