On Mr Zuckerberg’s New Threads

Someone using Facebook's new Threads app on their phone, the poor fuckers.

2008
Zuckerberg: ‘Hey, we’re a cool new app – can we have your time and personal info? We won’t fuck you with it.’

Me: OKAY! You’re so cool and hip and cool! Lemme give you my entire personal life!

THEN
~ Cambridge Analytica, Trump, Brexit ~

2023
Zuckerberg: ‘Hey, we’re a cool new app – can we have your time and personal info? We won’t fuck you with it.’

Millions of people: We HAVE TO join! There is NO alternative! MASTODON SMELLS OF POOH!

Me: Ummm… I’m not-

Them: POOH!

THE EMPEROR IS NAKED