I NEEED MOOOREEEE TOWELS!!!

TV Writer 1: We need something for the third act… something wild!

TV Writer 2: Yeah, classy, real… Umm, alien invasion? Cabal of industrialists finances climate denial?

TV Writer 1: No, dammit, more original!

TV Writer 2: OOh, ooh, I know – PREGNANT WOMAN’S WATERS BREAK, she is having a BABY!

TV Writer 1: Yes! “THIS BABY IS COMING NOW, GODAMMIT!”

TV Writer 2: Hold on, isn’t labour 8 hours plus? They don’t just pop out in five mins?

TV Writer 1: “I NEED MORE TOWELS!! STAT!!”


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