Crimbo Limbo

a boy outside a spooky house blocked by a Christmas tree

For all those wondering, the official UN definition of this timeless, mealless period between Christmas and New Year is:

CRIMBO LIMBO

Too full of strange cheeses? Sick of chocolate? Eyes scarred from satsuma squirts?

CRIMBO LIMBO

Time alternately stretching like toffee and compressing like neutronium? Ready to slash the tyres of your Racist Uncle?

CRIMBO LIMBO

Trying to fit under a breadstick to the mellifluous tones of Goombay Dance Band?

Crimbo Limbo


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