Why Billionaires Are All Evil

Jeff Bezos looking like a demon, greedily guarding a huge mountain of gold coins like Smaug from Lord Of The Rings

If the vast majority of people reading this suddenly became billionaires, you know what we’d do?

We’d give it away. Or put it into foundations. Or fund food banks totally. Or gift our entire country free ubiquitous wi-fi. Something constructive.

I don’t think any of us would keep it all.

Me, I’m old. I would keep an obscene amount (maybe £500,000) and give the rest away.

I would keep 0.000438596491% of Bezos’ money

Can you imagine being evil enough to just hoard it all?