BILLY CORGAN AND HIS MASSIVE ORGAN

Is there anything funnier than the petulant pettiness of pet rockstars? I watched this earlier:

After I finished giggling at two grown men essentially saying the other smelt of pooh, I pondered something I’ve thought for years.

Why isn’t there a Viz strip about Billy Corgan?

In particular, I always thought there should have been a Viz strip called BILLY CORGAN AND HIS MASSIVE ORGAN.

it would be Billy in various inappropriate situations saying, “I’m GONNA WHIP MY MASSIVE ORGAN OUT!”

And then the next panel would be him sat at a huge church organ and everyone being relieved / disappointed.

Will someone, anyone, make my dreams come true?