So, next to Tumblr, TikTok is my current source of lol solace and cutes. Which would be fine but for every other post being a:
“GUYS, THIS IS WHAT GIRLS REALLY THINK!”
“WHY IS IT THAT WOMEN ALWAYS DO THIS??”
or some horrifically unfunny prank some straight couple is doing on each other.
And so, at this juncture, I must ask –
CISHET STRAIGHTS – PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK, STOP STRAIGHTING!
Your gender archetypes are embarrassing and outdated, your ‘pranks’ are semi-abusive and ARGHHH no-one wants to hear your 1953 hot take on the “biological basis” of women playing Candy Crush.
I just need tiktok to show me cute kittens, puppies and Pudgy. I don’t mind the dances, some of them are good but the gendered nonsense?