My First Stream

So, now I can officially say that I am a STREAMER.

Two hours of me chatting rubbish and mucking around with synths – I don’t think Netflix will be calling me just yet. And, for some reason, I muted ALL AUDIO for the first 23 minutes.

I apologise to the three people who stumbled across my stream tonight. In my defencce, I am bloody old.

Come and follow me at twitch.tv/bzangy for more thrilling content.

Computer Chronicles 1990

This fine morning, why not keep abreast of the news from THIRTY YEARS AGO!

APPLE ARE SUING MICROSOFT! BUT WINDOWS 3.0 IS COMING, EVERYONE!

YOU MIGHT NEED TWO MEGABYTES OF RAM!!!

Fucking GARY KILDALL is one of the hosts. This is like having Jesus pop in on Songs Of Praise!

In other breaking news, Microsoft is porting Powerpoint from its original Mac version to Windows, finally!

I have a vision of millions of students around the globe sleeping through lecturers’ Powerpoints in the decades to come…

Ten Colours Red

Just took this quiz and here’s my results.

For the optically minded out there, this is how bad my eyes are: 

Right 
Sph: -8.00 Cyl: -2.75 Axis: 178

Left
Sph: -8.25 Cyl: -3.50 Axis: 179

Near
Right: +1.50
Left: +1.50

Aided VA
Right
Dist: 6/5 Near: N4

Left
Dist: 6/5 Near: N4

BVD: 12.0

Sooo, it’s good that at least I can see colours well. That might help me, post-apocalypse when I’ve fucked my glasses Burgess Meredith-style as long as the edge of the cliff is a *slightly* different red to the waiting chasm. 

Krypton, Again

I miss Krypton soo much. 

It had sharp writing, excellent world-building and some truly class acting. It was also soooo good to see so many black British actors getting proper prime-time TV exposure. 

I’m re-watching the end of S2 and… well, very few TV series meet this level of accomplishment. DaVinci’s Demons, iZombie, Travelers, Continuum, The Order, Siren, The Magicians, Misfits, Orphan Black, just off the top of my head. 

And if that seems like a lot, it truly isn’t when compared with the huge turnover of new TV shows that come and go in a season or two. That’s why, when I’m scanning through streamers and stumble on to a good series, a series with heart and wit, I latch on like a lamprey. I binge it. I binge it *good.*

Krypton really deserved more than two seasons. It really did. 

I’m In Horny Jail

I was trying to post a nude pic to one of my sideblogs on here and WHOOPS, posted it to my Facebook instead. (I’ve been tired, leave me alone.)

So, facebook has put me in horny jail and I am not allowed to post anything for another nine hours yet. I feel soo… nonplussed? I don’t feel chastised as much as I’ve got a severe frowning from an elderly nun. 

I’d post the hugely offensive image on my primary blog but we all know what being horny on main gets you. I’ve only just got out of Tumblr titty prison and I don’t want to go back to my cone of shame avatar again. 

(But if you do need to see the pic for.. er.. reasons, it’s here -> https://bzangytwo.tumblr.com/post/630726777528008704 )

Enjoy! But please do remember that naked women are the source of all evil and corruption in the world so you may want to domestos your eyes after, better safe than sorry, eh?