Welllllll shiiiiiiiitttt!

I don’t post for a couple of months and suddenly WE ARE IN PLAGUE.

I mean, I don’t think my lack of wibbling on here lead to the current viral outbreak but everyone knows that correlation = causation.

My online shopping has been more for friends than me:

Got to keep your friends as happy and posi as possible at the moment and what says, ‘hey, I care!’ more than a lovely new suction-cup dildo?