Month: August 2018

  • Dating Profile Generator

    Tired of trying to sound interesting online? Fed-up with trying to find new ways in which to whore yourself to strangers? Folks, you need the ONLINE DATING PROFILE GENERATOR! Look what it came up with for me: Smelly maniac seeks ruthless woman with a plump vulva for arson, car theft and maybe more I am…

  • Sigma 85mm f/1.4 Art Lens Test Shot

    As a birthday pressie to myself, I bought the Sigma 85mm f/1.4 Art Lens. Most of my portraiture is shot at 50mm, either with my f/1.8 or f/1.2 Canon lenses. I’d thought about getting an 85mm for a while now but the price of the Canon versions made me baulk. Then, along comes the Sigma,…

  • MARK BLOODY HAMILL HIMSEEEELLLFFFF

    EDIT UPDATE!!!! He’s now liked my reply too! I am losing my shit! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Soooo… this just happened: How cool is that! I’m fucking BEAMING!

  • Radio 1 DJs – “What Are Furries?”

    @BBCR1 #furries If you’re gonna talk about a subculture, it might help if your presenters don’t piss themselves laughing at it whilst introducing the clip. *hint* don’t become sociologists… ? Seriously, though. First of all – who under 40 hasn’t even heard of furries in 2018? I cannot believe two YOUNG AND HIP AND HAPPENING Radio 1…