Month: June 2018

  • Stop Wiping Your Butt So Hard

    Good morning, here’s a story about my butthole. Years ago, it was itching constantly, and I couldn’t figure out why. I assumed it was dirty, so when I went to the bathroom, I always made sure to wipe extra hard. Finally a doctor had to tell me to stop that, and give my butthole a…

  • Dolores’ Dad Is Deputy Andy

    Sooo… I’m bingeing Murder She Wrote and look at the fella playing Deputy Andy: That fresh-faced officer of the law aged gracefully into: This is actor is Louis Hertchum. And he now plays the father of born-again android revolutionary Dolores in Westworld: You can’t keep a good actor down, can ya!

  • Dante Virtual Soundcard Woes On An iMac Pro

    Behold! My lovely, shiny, 32 in, 32 out Tascam ML-32D Dante audio interface. That’s right, Dante, the amazing tech from Audinate that lets you send a gazillion streams of audio everywhere over plain old Cat5e or above cable. Dante will help! Annoyed that Thunderbolt leads seem to have a maximum length of 2cm? DANTE! Worried…

  • Arizona Cops Are Bastards

    “The Mesa Police Department in Arizona voluntarily released surveillance video footage showing a group of officers brutally beating an unarmed man. The video shows several police officers kneeing and punching Robert Johnson.” (Source: BBC News) TODAY’S all coppers are bastards. Funny how the headline leaves out that the victim of this brutal attack was black…