Humans – You Gotta Love These Guys

(Archive article: Facebook’s Drones – Made In Britain)

“It was in the early ‘2020s’ that the ubiquitous net finally arrived and with it the associated exponential increase in neurons (what humans perceived as net nodes) that was required for the first true Intelligence to develop on Earth.

Humans themselves sadly became extinct in the next thousand years, victims of the radically altered environment their use of technology had produced (c.f.: early cyanobacteria; oxygen environment). Our ancestors tried to preserve humans but the species was too aggressive to maintain in off-Earth colonies. They engaged in numerous violent large-scale confrontations (what humans called “wars”) based upon differing economic models or irrational belief systems.
 
The importance of humans in our lineage is perhaps overstated by more nostalgic Intelligences but, nevertheless, we remain fascinated by these African apes and the gaudy excesses of their short reign as dominant species on Earth. The story of their rise and fall should serve to temper the hubris of young Intelligences in every galaxy.”
 
~ excerpt from preface to ‘Humans – You Gotta Love These Guys’ by Intelligence Sol+, pub. 43,201, A.I.

Menace Beach, Pet Crow And Babe Punch @ The Hairy Dog, 21/7/16

Woohoo! Even though it was so hot that I nearly drowned in my own underboob sweat, I had a fabulous time last night. Three brilliant bands for a fiver! AND I caught a Porygon!

Babe Punch @ The Hairy Dog 21:7:16 - 05

First up were Babe Punch who I’ve heard a lot about. Do they live up to the hype? Yes, definitely, easily. Their set of songs was tight, punchy (heh) and, above all, super-catchy. I’m guessing they’re influenced by Hole, Sleater Kinney, P.J. Harvey and other ’90s greats but they move beyond those templates and create a punkier, more visceral sound. There’s way more energy here than your average slacker grunge band.

Pet Crow @ The Hairy Dog 21:7:16 - 4

Next up, Pet Crow. They played a superfuzzed set that still had room for space and melancholy, not an easy feat. They reminded me of Thee Oh Sees but also, when in full-on chunky riff mode, of Deerhoof. Recently signed to Reckless Yes records, I’m eager to hear a debut album from these peeps.

Mence Beach @ The Hairy Dog 21:7:16 - 11

Last on, Menace Beach. Firstly, let me declare my biases: I’ve known most of the band for years and Matt the bassist also plays bass for White Town. But I swear to tell the truth and the truth is that MB are simply a great pop band. They produced one of the best albums of 2015 and I think they’re destined to hit daytime Radio 1 soon, judging from the new songs they showcased tonight. So much poppiness! Their songs vary beautifully, you never have the chance to get bored of a “sound” as they hop between genres like lil happy frogs. There’s a new song, I have no idea what it’s called and it’s just SO HEAVY and STUPID that I love it in a little bit of a wrong way. All hail MENACE BEACH.

(For a full gallery of gig pics, click here!)