Fuck The Royal Wedding

Can’t escape the jets of ecstasy about the royals on the BBC, ITV, C4… every fucking radio and TV station. Radio One is the worst, DJ after DJ wanking about the wonderful day and how everyone will be celebrating. Will we fuck, you sycophantic arseholes.

Now I know how it feels to not love Big Brother when every other good little citizen is dutifully lining up to wave the flag and CELEBRATE!

Not me. Not ever.