Day: August 21, 2008

  • Tragic Life Stories

    WH Smiths, Derby… Assistant: “Can I help you, sir?” Customer: “Oh yes. I’m looking for a book” A: “Well, we have plenty of those! Hah!” C: “Hah.” (awkward silence) A: “Yes…?” C: “Yes.” (more awkward silence) A: “Errr… what kind of book are you after, sir?” C: “Oooh…umm… biographies?” A: “Ahhh, inspiring life stories! We’ve…