The killer sandwich above later went on to slaughter the entire village Chorlton Krakenspoke, pop. 536.
Pre-packed sandwiches may contain as much salt as several bags of crisps, a study suggests.
The health lobby group Cash looked at 140 sandwiches on sale and found over 40% had 2g or more of salt – or a third of an adult’s recommended daily intake.
The “All Day Breakfast” variety were the worst offenders, but cheese and ham as well as chicken salad also featured.
(Source: BBC News)
Whaaaat? You mean bacon sandwiches have got salt in them? Bacon is salty?
Stop the fucking presses! This is a national health emergency!
In other shock news:
CIGGIES CAUSE SHADDERS ON YER LAHNGS!
EAT TOO MUCH AND DO TOO LITTLE AND YOU WILL BECOME A FAT FUCK!
This has been a Bzangy Public Service Announcement.