Day: July 5, 2007

  • Australia: We Want Iraq’s Oil

    Australian Defence Minister Brendan Nelson has admitted that securing oil supplies is a key factor behind the presence of Australian troops in Iraq. He said maintaining “resource security” in the Middle East was a priority. The remarks are causing heated debate as the US-led Iraq coalition has avoided linking the war and oil. Anti-war protesters…

  • Yet Another Health Scare For Morons

    The killer sandwich above later went on to slaughter the entire village Chorlton Krakenspoke, pop. 536. Pre-packed sandwiches may contain as much salt as several bags of crisps, a study suggests. The health lobby group Cash looked at 140 sandwiches on sale and found over 40% had 2g or more of salt – or a…

  • Smoke-Free (But Fart-Plenty) Clubbing

    Last night was the first night I’ve been out clubbing in smoke-free England. AND IT WAS GREAT! I cannot tell you how lovely it was not to be choked by the fumes of people wafting fags about. And this morning, unlike every other time I’ve been out clubbing in the last 25 years, my clothes…