I’m currently going to Mosh Derby at the weekends and I have a great time there. But I can’t help but fantasise about what my dream club would be…
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Indie floor – The Format, Vapnet, Cats on fire, Neutral Milk Hotel, Voxtrot, Suburban Kids With Biblical Names, Billie the Vision & The Dancers, Deerhoof, Kante. (I’m afraid current NME haircut indie leaves me cold, so none of that Chas’n’Dave-on-guitars malarkey.)
There you go – four floors of heaven, for me. Maybe hell for you! Smile
Of course, the reason this could never happen is if the club played the stuff I like, there’d only be about three people dancing. Thus, it would shut down very, very rapidly… Barstaff sacked, DJs reduced to wanking-off rats in Soho for a living, tears all round.
This is the main problem – to keep a club going, you have to keep it full and the majority of punters happy, therefore you can’t go obscure enough to please the people who are very picky about their music.
But you can always dream… 😛
Now…. what would your Dream Club be? Hmmm?