Giant Cock In Southampton

Giant Cock in Southampton

Some years ago, teenage schoolboys at Bellemoor school, Southampton, UK played an end-of-term prank on their teachers. Specifically, they burned a 20ft-long cock into the school’s grass lawn using weedkiller.

The teachers had it reseeded, and the incident passed into memory. However, in the interval between the grass dying and the restoration work…
(Source: Boing Boing)

This is why I love humanity.

Thousands of years ago, some bright early human must have done the first ever drawing on a cave wall. And I’m pretty sure that it will have looked something like this:

early human art

Yes, the classic Jizzing Cock has long been a theme all the great artists have returned to. Who amongst us has never drawn this sacred image of virility and joy? I know I have.

And so, we see the non-jizzing variation preserved by the art curators at Microsoft forever! Let us applaud their philanthropy and service to the world of art!

Click here to see the artwork in context.