Hilton Vomits While Attempting To Sing Own Song

Ostrich Hilton
Paris Hilton, earlier today

That’s not my headline – I nicked it from IMDB:

Radin writes that when Jay-Z left the stage, “Paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from (a) Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her ‘record’ on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs. She gets up on the stage, pukes, leaves…” Radin adds, “I find the music business charming.”
(Source: IMDB)

I feel this is an opportune time to state: really, you couldn’t make this shit up!