Apple Makes Little Girl Cry

Apple makes little girl cry
“And like, could you, like, stop being so, like evuuul?”

Further to my earlier anti-Apple rant:

Little girl notes down some helpful suggestions, posts them off to Apple. Then…

After three months Shea received a reply from Cupertino… signed by Apple’s Senior Counsel, Mark Aaker, who put the little girl in her place by stating “please do not send” suggestions, and letting her know Apple doesn’t accept unsolicited ideas. Said Shea, who went running to her room, “It was kind of like they were saying, ‘Oh, we don’t want your idea — it’s not good or anything.’”
(Source: Engadget)

Really, I couldn’t make this shit up.

What next? How long before Apple starts randomly kicking puppies and punching babies in the throat?