I’ve already unsubscribed from Apple’s email thingy once.

And still they come!

I wouldn’t mind but it’s always old news, never anything actually breaking or tasty. Why can’t they do their mass mailings at the same time as they’re briefing the press? Then I could at least experience a smug frisson at advance notice of the latest Apple adventure.

So I got fed up and wrote them this unsubscribe haiku:

Like TV through space,
Apple emails deliver,
Echoes of the past

I expect an email about their great new 6502 chip any day now…