Via Boing Boing

There’s been some wild talk round these here parts recently, folk been muttering that p’raps there’s a MONORAIL coming to liddle ole’ Derby.

I say hogwash! We don’t need no monorail, what we need is a PUPORAIL!

Altogether now…

puporail, puporail, puporail, puporail, PUPORAIL, PUPORAIL, PUPORAIL, PUPORAIL!!!