Girls, Please Send Me Your Naked Pictures

Where’s the Livejournal gif for my current mood?
I want it 128 colours and no dither used
So that dull fucking twats
See it and drop dead
Where’s the handy animation
To hang over my head?

Where’s the killfilter for your stream of utter shite?
Why can’t I banish you from my eyes?
Your thirteenth-hand opinions culled from the Live TV Newsbunny
Your reach never exceeds your grasp
Because you never reach for anything

I am so fucking bored
I am so fucking bored
I am so fucking bored
Of you

You’re made out of stars but you gaze at the gutter
When you open your gob
It’s a cynical mutter
If ignorance is bliss
You’re the happiest man alive
Just SHUT THE FUCK UP

Girls, please send me your naked pictures
I’m in a hole and it’s getting deeper
Perhaps I can wank my way out of it
But I’m rather bored of all my porn
So maybe you could help me out?

Bless Playlist 29/11/2004

Jimmy Edgar
Jimmy Edgar

This week’s top new music was Jimmy Edgar‘s ‘Uniform (Citation).’ It’s from his new release on Warp Records. Please check it out if you’re a fan of the bleeping and the blooping.

The top old song was ‘White Punks On Hope’ by Crass. What can I say about Crass, these magnificent lions who roared while other “punk” bands were merely mewing? I had to play Crass because today, more than ever, we need lyrics like Crass used to write. Unafraid to be uncool, more concerned about content than style, pure fucking passion.

They said that we were trash, well the name is Crass, not Clash:

Sparta – Travel By Bloodline
Country Teasers – Black Change
Nautilis – Oh How Schmee Loves DSP
Musab (Aka Beyond) – Dyno Spectrum
Division Of Laura Lee – Does Compute
Bis – Shack Up
Breather Resist – A Social Worker’s Nightmare
Camera Obscura – Keep It Clean
Rodney P, Farmag, Mystro, Braintax – You Know Who You Are
Atom – He110
Blues Explosion – Damage
Bright Eyes – Gold Mine Gutted
Bernard Herrmann – The Day The Earth Stood Still
Rollins Band – Icon
Huoratron – Male Bonding
Peedo – Brand New World
High Water Marks – Queen Of Verlaine
Converge – Black Cloud
Saint Etienne – Only Love Can Break Your Heart
Plans And Apologies – Eggbound Mutebone
The Jeunes – Never Be The Same (White Town Remix)
Crass – White Punks On Hope
Nas – Represent
Menomena! – Cough Coughing
Khonnor – A Little Secret
Les Breastfeeders – Y A Rien Faire
RTX – Joint Chief
The Commodores – Too Hot Ta Trot
Swayzak – Speakeasy
I’m Not A Gun – Off In The Distance
Shearwater – The World In 1984
R.A. The Rugged Man – Lessons…
These Arms Are Snakes – Big News
Big Star – September Gurls
Jimmy Edgar – Uniform (Citation)
Blood Brothers – Beautiful Horses
The Shins – New Slang
Minutemen – Shit You Hear At Parties
John Barry – Amicalement Votre (Theme)
Death From Above 1979 – Romantic Rights
De Puta Madre – Vandal
The Lucksmiths – Camera-Shy
Karate – Tow Truck
Belle & Sebastian – Wrapped Up In Books