Day: April 13, 2003

  • Extremist Gathering A Total Failure, says Geoff Hoon!

    London, 13th April: Fewer than 50,000 runners competed in a so-called “marathon” today (organisers claimed 36,000, the police claimed only 1,000, if that. Probably less). Geoff Hoon commented, “These are obviously extremists whose views are not shared by the majority of the population of Britain. Their actions are entirely pointless and they represent a tiny…

  • Q: How many US governments does it take to change a regime?

    A: Why change it? Oh sorry, did we say we were going to? “Members of the Ba’ath Party who were loyal to Saddam Hussein are to be used to restore order in major Iraqi cities as looting and mob violence threatens to undermine coalition attempts to paint military action against the dictator as a success.”…

  • 20,000? My Arse!

    I'm still knackered from marching round London today but I'd just like to say: DON'T BELIEVE THE OFFICIAL FIGURES! There were way more than 20,000 people on that anti-war march today. Way more. I'm not saying it was as big as the Feb15 one (1.5 million) or the March22 demo (around 400 – 500,000) but…