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  • About MeHello and welcome to my website. My name is Jyoti Mishra. According to my server stats, there’s an 83% probability you’re viewing this page because in 1997 I had a brief flirt with fame when my band, White Town, had an international number one hit with my song ‘Your Woman.’ You can find out plenty of detail behind what happened then in some of the rants on this site. Though I’ve left out the bit about EMI reducing me to crying in the bath. (You can listen to and buy all my non-EMI stuff by clicking here!) I was born in India and moved to Britain with my family when I was three. We moved around a lot when I was young and I ended up in Derby at around the age of ten. I was the annoying know-it-all kid at school, a title I held alongside fattest lad. I left school at 16 specifically to go on the dole and join a band. I’ve been a songwriter since then. I became a revolutionary Marxist in the ’80s, via the orthodox Trots known as the Militant Tendency. It was the best education I’ve ever had. Nowadays I tend more towardsu0026hellip;
  • HeroesThese are a few of my heroes:
  • White Town
  • Synthlover
  • Photography
  • October 16, 2026

    I Know You’re Out There…

    LHC: “BRANE AND BRANE! WHAT IS BRANE?”

    #HandtooledNicheMerriment

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  • October 16, 2026

    Tumblr Roolz, Bluesky Droolz

    A Tumblr post exchange: 

sadabeuk
Reblogged checkerdandy
hydratedbitch:

when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go

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are you okay

she-wants-the-doitsu:

They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at someones house

helloitismika-deactivated201511:
maybe its watching them take off their clothes yeah get it word

brokeback-mountain-goats:
this fucking site i swear to god

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  • October 2, 2026

    The Fairchild Story

    Over the last few years, my lawyer and I have tried to find someone to do the Fairchild Semiconductor story but nothing.

    I really feel it could be a brilliant true-life drama series because, as you know, the story has sooo many fantastic characters and plot points.

    Ahh, maybe one day, a lavish Apple series with #LeePace as the monstrous Shockley.

    #ChristopherDenham as Gordon Moore.
    #TomHolland as Robert Noyce.

    #FairchildSemiconductor

    A black and white photograph of the original founders of Fairchild Semiconductor. Some very dapper late 1950s/early 1960s looking gents posed under a large circular F logo. 

From left to right: Gordon Moore, C. Sheldon Roberts, Eugene Kleiner, Robert Noyce, Victor Grinich, Julius Blank, Jean Hoerni and Jay Last (1960)

By Wayne Miller - Original publication: Magnum Photos for Fairchild SemiconductorImmediate source: Magnum PhotosNYC33964, Fair use, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?curid=38191310

    From left to right: Gordon Moore, C. Sheldon Roberts, Eugene Kleiner, Robert Noyce, Victor Grinich, Julius Blank, Jean Hoerni and Jay Last (1960)

    By Wayne Miller – Original publication: Magnum Photos for Fairchild SemiconductorImmediate source: Magnum PhotosNYC33964, Fair use, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?curid=38191310

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  • October 2, 2026

    On Slippy-Slidey Basslines

    [One of my friends showed me the Victor Wooten vid where he plays all the wrong notes for a bassline but it sounds great. This prompted the following.]

    One of the weirdest things for me, cos I had organ lessons from 12 – 16 was that it was very, very square music. No jazzness, all CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN, ODE TO JOY kind of stuff. So I kind of got crypto-trained to never play anything sharp or flat of the note I was going for.

    Wind forward to hearing Depeche Mode when I was… 14? And I tried to work out Just Can’t Get enough, the bassline. Well, Fletch was a electric guitar bassist and he transposed those lines onto the bass synth. I couldn’t for the life of me work out wtf was going on with the first bit, I knew it was going from G to the C above but the passing note?? I kept playing A cos that was the not-wrong note. And then I realised the bit was G – G – C – B – G – G. And at the end, there was a bit that went F – E – C – C. This going a semitone below the note freaked me out. In a lead melody, it’d be a bold statement but in a bassline? Just a sprinkle!

    Even know, I have to sometimes remind myself to break out of any notion of what should the be note playing and just play whatever. There is no wrong note, it’s all about how the note makes you feel. Sometimes a stinky dissonance is what scritches your brain just right.

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  • September 28, 2026

    Starts With An I…

    Airport “glitches” causing mass disruption and now this new terror threat? 

    Both just after the UK announced sanctions against the illegal Israeli settlements in the West Bank? 

    Tell me: which Middle East country has initiated the most attacks on other countries? 

    Clue – it’s not Iran. 

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