The Childhood Of An Edgelord

South Park and Family Guy were the enablers for a huge rise in anti-Semitism, racism, sexism, homophobia and every other flavour of shite gargled and vomited out by millennial edgelords now.

These men worshipped those shows when they were boys and it’s pretty obvious.

The normalisation of open hatred isn’t comedy, it’s crypto-fascism.

Also, as an Indian, I’ll add this about another famous show: “Thank you, come again.”

Have you any idea how many times hilarious racists have said this to me?

Five Dead = “Kerfuffle”

Boris Johnson has insisted US democracy remains “strong”, despite the “kerfuffle” over former President Donald Trump’s impeachment trial.

The Senate acquitted Mr Trump of incitement to insurrection following the storming of Congress on 6 January.

Mr Johnson told US broadcaster CBS his relationship with new President Joe Biden was “excellent”.

(Source: BBC News)

An attempted coup is a “kerfuffle” – unbelievable.

Now, if the rioters had been Muslim… you can bet Bojo would be shaking with rage and rattling every sabre available.

Johnson’s support of white supremacy and actual Nazis remains clear.

Home Again (2017)

If you want a feel good film that might make you shed a lil tear of awh but leaves you smiling, this should do the job!

There are romances, there are kisses, there are un-requited passions but there is only one really ridiculous sequence, the rest is very lifelike. The film delivers the hardest thing: make drama seem like everyday life while still being drama.

Excellent performances all round, a hugely refreshing absence of 1950s gender stereotypes and.. you know… some realness in the fantasy!

Above all, it’s an ensemble piece and great to watch a group of actors just having such great chemistry with each other, including the kids who are just too sweet!

YOUR PRANKS ARE WANK

The amazing grumpy miracle that is Pudgy <3

So, next to Tumblr, TikTok is my current source of lol solace and cutes. Which would be fine but for every other post being a: 

“GUYS, THIS IS WHAT GIRLS REALLY THINK!”

or

“WHY IS IT THAT WOMEN ALWAYS DO THIS??”

or some horrifically unfunny prank some straight couple is doing on each other. 

And so, at this juncture, I must ask – 

CISHET STRAIGHTS – PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK, STOP STRAIGHTING!

Your gender archetypes are embarrassing and outdated, your ‘pranks’ are semi-abusive and ARGHHH no-one wants to hear your 1953 hot take on the “biological basis” of women playing Candy Crush. 

I just need tiktok to show me cute kittens, puppies and Pudgy. I don’t mind the dances, some of them are good but the gendered nonsense? 

Nein, danke.